A close and dear friend and I call each other "betch." But we're nowhere like one, behavior-wise, really.
Until I saw this article on Buzzfeed (I Buzzfeed a lot, fyi), "21 Signs You’re A True Betch."
Quiet frankly, I met the following signs:
#2 You can’t help but have a bored, rude resting face.
So true, methinks.
#3 You can’t handle the thought of not having your daily iced coffee.
This, often. But mine is the regular hot coffee. Recently, I'm trying my best to have only one dose a day or to alternate my consumption.
#9 You comment “fomo” on the picture of your friends hanging out without you
#10 You have ambiguous feelings about people 99% of the time.
Only sometimes.
#11 You believe napping is the solution to all of your problems.
LOL.
#17 You don’t listen to people who tell you to stop watching bad shows like The Bachelor.
There's a reason why there's a thing called "guilty pleasure."
#21 You believe this wholeheartedly:
I guess, we have too, betch or not betch.