Monday, August 5, 2013

Let's Talk About Sh!t

Disclaimer: TMI.

Whenever I don't do it, I would feel like that thing I hadn't deposit. It = deposit, that = sh!t.
I used to deposit once a day. Every morning. If I don't get to do it or nothing comes out, I would feel conscious and sometimes grumpy all day.

Lately, I have noticed that I deposit not just once anymore but twice (one time last week, thrice, people, thrice, like I'm a toddler all over again) already. I do the second deposit in my workplace's nice-nice powder room/CR/whatever you call it. 

My ever-neurotic mind thinks the poo-poo thing is healthy it's happening me. It can mean that I am eating more/consuming more food. It can mean that my digestion is in a better tune. It can also mean that my metabolism has gotten more horsepower -- oh no, meaning I would not get the weight I badly need.

Do I need a nutritionist-dietitian? Are they the ones whom I should consult?

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